Horst Decoration, Issue 1

1. New Berlin Sofa Acne, Door Wallpaper Maison Martin Margiela
2. Bottle Dryer as chandelier Marcel Duchamps, Venus with Drawers Salvador Dalí
3. Quaderna Table Zanotta, Pineapple Glass Lamp La Maison

Welcome to my surrealist home. Strictly dominated by trompe l'œil furniture. A fake wallpaper door. An optically deformed sofa. A Venus sculpture with drawers. Main materials include concrete, tiles and marble à la Jil Sander FW08.
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Prevision: Prada

1. Sean Connery: nude, tattoos, tribal
2. John Lennon: paisley, hippie, flare
3. Robert Redford: corduroy, brown, orange

Tonight is the night. And as the creations of Miuccia Prada are unpredictable, I've challenged myself to do a Prada Fall/Winter 2011 forecast. An illogical suspicion of things that shouldn't belong together. It's a surreal dream.
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Confrontation Therapy

Underwear Nikos

As indicated before I have to overcome my aversion to velvet. When I found this black velvet Nikos tanga with mesh cutout detail, me and my therapist were convinced the experiment had succeeded.
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For more ugly underwear visit our contest archive.

Hero Worship

Part 14: RuPaul





These days I've been infiltrated by the genius of RuPaul. And it's not all about her fashion extravaganza. It's the sound of her voice and the sharp tongue. Eats your heart out.
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Dream Marriage

House of Holland, Blumarine & Roberto Cavalli Spring/Summer 2011

A Russian dating service advertisement caught my attention while watching ANTM so I had to stop and share my latest longing with you: I really want a fake blonde barbie girlfriend with big boobs. If you are her, please contact me.
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Extravaganza

Prada Spring/Summer 2011

The ugly beautiful amazingness of Miuccia Prada. Hourglass silhouettes. Minimalism charged with tackiness. Striped fox tail stoles. Op-art sombrero hats. Lonely island iconography. Too much to handle, so much to love.
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Image credits Catwalking

Forbidden Love II

I herewith declare the comeback of a fashion sin: the tribal T-shirt. Even unfashionable people don't wear it anymore. And that's our chance. Time for a statement. Time for late 90s German technowear. There is only one rule: It needs to be minimalist.
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Forbidden Love

Photos Sadegh Tirafkan, tumblr

My learning after being at a temple of fitness this morning, and I know it is unexcusable: I feel attracted to the utmost evil invention of the 90s - the tribal tattoo! Who's gonna put me back onto the right path?
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Barbie Fashion

Armani Fall/Winter 2000
Cavalli Spring/Summer 2004 & Gucci Spring/Summer 2002
Cavalli Fall/Winter 2003 & Versace Spring/Summer 2003

I actually do miss Barbie Fashion. I wanna see tacky girls in metallic pink bell-bottoms, big 3-Wetter-Taft hair, fake fur and mini skirts. Now that we've learned to dress in black draped pieces by Haider Ackermann and Ann Demeulemeester we should have a quick shopping spree in a suburban super mall.
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Benchmark

Photos Eric Boman
Magazine GQ 1984

3 days left untill the contestants for our Ugly Underwear Contest will be revealed. And for those of you who still couldn't find the right inspiration: these images demonstrate how to define tacky underwear.
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P.S.: The submissions so far include 75% boys and 25% girls. Let's proove the world women have bad taste, too!

Reminder: Ugly Underwear Contest!!!

Model Cory Kowal

Only 1 week left. And the number of submissions so far is humble. So please live the fashion sin and show us your tacky underwear. Side note: You don't have to present yourself wearing it...
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Ugly Underwear Contest!!!

Horst's weapon of choice See-through kitten briefs

Show me yours, I show you mine! As the temperatures rise it is time for the long-awaited sequel to our infamous Wet T contest. This year, our beloved readers will compete for the highly admired title of Mr. and Mrs. Ugly Underwear 2010! So rake up your wardrobes and send us a photo of your most embarrassing pair of underwear. Deadline is the 15th of May. Get tacky!
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