Some might have noticed that Horst is currently having a little Comme moment. Comme ci, comme ça. Come on. Comment ça va? In fact, Rei Kawakubo is the dadaist of contemporary fashion. /HORST
Obviously, my heart is struck by a fluorescent pair of trousers. It's like unwrapping a piece of ice chocolate pralinés. Just better. Without the calories and sticky fingers. Just eye candy. /HORST
Before we get physical again. Figurative abstraction. Something that looks like a beach. Or a writing in the sky. Two bodies (of work) completing each other. What would be the correspondent runway look? /HORST
This spread is proof that a man only needs two things and one colour. Maison Martin Margiela, Helmut Lang and blue. Period. House down. Exclamation mark. /HORST
The saga of colour continues. Already indicating the dominance of pastels. Pale pink, aqua blue, soft orange. Personally, I'm tending towards aqua. And in my girl group are still two spots to fill. So who wants to audition for the pink and orange part? /HORST
Being all Dada. Following yesterday's view on Hugo Ball, the absurdity of clothing is countered with seriousness. Hiding one's scoffing laugh behind an anonymous shield. /HORST
This season Dries was all about the shoes. Blue velvet. Green snake. Black fur. Plexiglas heels and op-art socks. As I won't be wearing any of them, I'll bake red velvet cupcakes today. /HORST
1. Maison Martin Margiela by Mark Borthwick 2. Raf Simons Fall/Winter 2002 3. Unknown 4. Jil Sander Spring/Summer 2007 5. Tush Magazine by Diego Fuga
All good things must come to an end. But we'll cry no single tear, we'll walk in the rain. Well prepared, armoured in Margiela, Raf Simons or Jil Sander. As I said: All good things must come to an end. /HORST
1. Robert Maxwell, Rolling Stone 1997 2. Patrick Demarchelier & Marc Jacobs campaign by Jürgen Teller 3. Patrick Demarchelier & Yves Sain Laurent Fall/Winter 2008
In my narrow-minded world, corduroy is directly followed by velvet. Questionable materials that I've never completely understood. They leave me with a feeling of disgust and insecurity. That's why I need a respective garment in my wardrobe. Immediately and badly. /HORST
The reason why I feel attracted to acid denim might probably be its sinister resemblance to a profane thing such as clouds. Carrying a moment of childish astonishment. And at the same time referring to a political ethos. /HORST
1. Sebastian Wickeroth 2. Unknown 3. David Hockney
Price question for 500 points: Which remarkable collection are these images portraying? Please press the buzzer and enter your answer. The winner will receive an inflatable washing mashine. /HORST
Yes, they are already amidst us. They conquered fashion and can now be booked as supermodels. With umpf and attitude. I always thought this was a teenage fantasy - but it truly is reality. /HORST