Wordly Wisdom*

Part 3: How to wear short shorts



Photos David LaChapelle, Unknown

1. Work out, optionally by pulling a truck.
2. Treat your torso with a moisturising body oil.
3. Refuse to wear any shirt.
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*In this series, the author would like to share his infinite wisdom and experience as world-renowned heart-breaker, charmer and gigolo with his readers.

Double Feature

Dries van Noten Spring/Summer 2011 vs. 'N Sync

Good things come in pairs. Who didn't dream of being Justin Timberlake back in the days when we were young and baggy jeans with skin tight zipper tops were le dernier cri?
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Somehow Ethereal

Collage Dries van Noten Spring/Summer 2011

The reason why I feel attracted to acid denim might probably be its sinister resemblance to a profane thing such as clouds. Carrying a moment of childish astonishment. And at the same time referring to a political ethos.
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Escapism

Mihara Yasuhiro Fall/Winter 2006

The time has come. I've always denied it and never ascribed any relevance to it. But given this collection I am ready for men in bootcut. Maybe I will still never wear them myself but maybe I was just afraid of it for nothing. And you?
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Tender Truth

Dries van Noten Spring/Summer 2011

As the romantic dandy merges with the vicious rebel, the Dries van Noten man claims his warm, soft spot in my bedroom. He is arrogant and egocentric. Sometimes he annoys me. But I can look behind this façade and see the broken and loving.
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Image credits Catwalking

Transection

Jean Paul Gaultier Spring/Summer 2010

Just a little reminder for myself that I do love bustier tops on men. I want to see it. I want more of it. And beyond any scepticism, it does work, effortlessly worn with a classic jacket.
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Image credits Catwalking