Wordly Wisdom*

Part 3: How to wear short shorts



Photos David LaChapelle, Unknown

1. Work out, optionally by pulling a truck.
2. Treat your torso with a moisturising body oil.
3. Refuse to wear any shirt.
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*In this series, the author would like to share his infinite wisdom and experience as world-renowned heart-breaker, charmer and gigolo with his readers.

Milk

Photo David LaChapelle

While having a bowl of late afternoon cornflakes, I subconsciously thought of milk and, don't ask me why, Naomi Campbell. Well both doubtlessly belongs together. My advice: If you wanna be held by Naomi become a milk carton. Horst is kind enough to provide you with the template.
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